Of course, all bets are off when we encounter an infant under the age of three. Thankfully, their little psychological make-up or comprehension isn't in place yet! So, for your Thursday enjoyment, Cooper's Top Ten Body Commentary:
1. Your feet look like Incredible Hulk!
3. What a chunky monkey!
4. Look at those thighs!
5. Where are your shoes?
8. How is it possible for that little body to produce that (smell or, uh, deposit)?