Saturday, October 17, 2009

Jan Hlavac (September 8, 1933 - October 10, 2009)

When Jan told the story of immigrating from Prague, Czech Republic to America, he recalled the moon launch of 1969, saying, “I knew I’d made the right decision. These Americans could do anything!”
That crossing of Old World sensibility and new technology defined Jan Hlavac. Deeply inquisitive from a young age, Jan found himself fascinated with the world of science, creating rockets and tear gas as a preteen. As a child, he spent his summers in the country, running through the forests of Volyne. Always the entrepreneur, Jan smuggled black market goods across the border during the Communist era, sometimes traveling across mountains on foot, shouldering a pack full of coffee or cigarettes to sell.
It was freedom from Communism that drove Jan and Sasha’s decision to take two suitcases on a “ski-trip” to a neighboring safe country. Instead of hitting the slopes, they got passage to America. After three months as refugees in Austria they arrived in Moberly, MO.
It was to be only a stepping stone; a brief layover with his sister, Ata Munroe. But a job in the chemistry department at Banquet Foods led to buying a trailer a few months later. Then the birth of Lucy, followed by Suzi, and the purchase of their first house kept them there.
Two weeks ago, Jan climbed to the top of the bluffs overlooking Huzzah Creek in Southern Missouri where his children learned to swim in its waters. His curiosity piqued by a rock formation or a skittering reptile, he wove stories as he walked. That same night, he lay on the cool ground, surrounded by the banter of his children and grandchildren, looking at the sky and picking out constellations and fast moving satellites.
From an early age, the wooded trail or mountain road called to him. This past summer, he clambered over fallen trees while hiking around a lake over 10,000 feet in the Rockies. Every year, he anxiously awaited the chance to get to the cool mountains, loving the idea of surviving on solar power and well water.
This was Honza, Jan, Tati, Mr. Hlavac, our friend and technical advisor, who every week or so baked his own bread. This was the consummate scientist who tracked the weather via his own personal station and kept charts of which light bulbs burned out first. (No one could compete with his kids at a Science Fair.) He had the first laptop many of us of had ever seen and vanquished bridge opponents, scrupulously tracking every board.
Jan did what he loved to do and was always full of ideas. When faced with an obstacle, whether physical or mental, his ingenuity kicked in. Tired of renaming computer files? Just write a program to do it. A bandsaw too heavy to lift into its spot on the shelf? Design a pulley system to do it. With a little duct tape and rubber hosing, he could improve a process that took a host of engineers years to develop.
His house was a Czech home. Long car rides were punctuated with the songs of his youth. He never lost his accent. There was usually a bottle of brandy in the cabinet. The pragmatic way in which he approached almost ever task. The bags of dried mushrooms in the freezer and paintings of Prague in the hall. And, always, fish on Christmas Eve.
What do we miss of Jan? A slice of his bread as we wander through the kitchen? The way he saved a worn out shirt to ceremonially burn in Colorado? Who will “hold their thumbs” for us to have good luck or cut a tree from the backyard for Christmas? Who will baste the chicken wings (in two batches: normal & spicy)? He was the one who made the family picture every holiday and posted the photoshopped results on his website. We’ll miss his stories, his warm socks and green terry-cloth shorts that he wore even in the winter. But, mostly, we’ll just miss him.
Honzo, dekujeme za všechno a dobrou noc, náš príteli!
(Jan, thank you for everything and good night, our friend!)

Monday, September 14, 2009

Get Your Head In the Boat

I've been dragging my boat around on the roof of the truck for a week now, hoping I can jump in the water for a bit.  Those faithful readers know that I'm not a rough water guy, but do fancy a trip around the lake to relax.  This afternoon I had a few minutes and decided to head over to Rothwell Lake for a half hour while Suz went for a walk w/ Shannon.

With a steady rhythm I crossed the lake in about 10 minutes.  I bounced around the far corner for a bit (and found a ConAgra duffel bag floating near shore...weird).  As I headed back to the boat ramp, I realized my neck muscles were tightened up.  I was developing a typical tension headache... all the while doing what I thoroughly enjoy.  It became obvious that my body was engaged with the boat, but my mind was far from the lulling dip and pull of the paddle.

Odd, isn't it?  How can we relax if we don't... relax?  Now, I usually don't take this approach on this forum, but it begs to be said.  For those of us who profess a belief in Christ and His overarching ability to carry all things (easy yokes, light burdens, et al), how many times are we eager to relax in the safety of His everlasting arms only to check our watch, nod a quick "thanks a bunch" and hit the road... carrying what we should have left at His feet?

Our body might be in the boat, but our head (heart) is far from Him.

This week, I'm gonna get my head in the boat.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Sir, put down the cheesecake and back away from the table...

Read & weep. Like I do when I step on that menacing platform.

210 lbs.

And I've enjoyed every ounce. EVERY SINGLE OUNCE!

When we came home in June, I was a happy 185 (at one point I was as low as 175). That means I've packed on an astonishing 25lbs in 4 mos. But this is the cycle it seems I've adopted. Binge on luscious fried green beans, heavy TexMex, pound cake (what an ironic name) and then purge once I get back to the field. Undoubtedly, I'll pick up a bug of sorts, spend a week in the white room and drop a few pounds pretty quick. The rest of it will drop off due to increased time on my feet and some healthy diet that Suzi will surreptitiously slip me onto without me being any wiser.

In the mean time, I've got a few more weeks before we head back... and I see some chicken fried steak in my future!

Monday, August 31, 2009

It's pretty real...

Now, before I go into this, remember that I'm a gearhead from way, way back. That being said...

I thought the ultrasound machine was the coolest thing I've seen in a long time.

The room's all dark, there's LED lighting over the bank of controls and LCD screens on the walls... it was like being in a studio. Suz gets all comfy and the technician does her thing and... nothing. The big LCD screen pops up with swirls of light and dark, then big patches of dark and small patches of light and the whole time I'm thinking, "Do I need one of those LED lights for my keyboard?"

Then the tech's voice gets a little giddy note to it. She taps a few clicks here and there in the swirls of light and dark... viola! There's our kid!













All 1 cm or so of it.

Now, I know it looks like our li'l one is wearing a hoody, but that round thing you're seeing there isn't the head... it's the yolk sack. And by measuring that blob attached to the sack, the tech changed our due date out to April 15, 2010.

So, impressive machinery. Oh, and impressively small kid... at least for now.

The Doctor talked to us very seriously about different tests that would tell us everything including the planet our extraterriestial came from and which mineral would cause it to lose it's powers. Then we did the blood draws. Count 'em... FIVE vials. Somebody counted, I guess, while I contemplated a year-old copy of Contempary Home. See, I don't do blood very well. But the nurse was excited to get in on the blog action and since she was really sweet to Suzi we obliged.

Speaking of the lady, she's doing OK. Heavy emphasis on the "OK." I ask, quite frequently, and that's what I get. A shrug and an "OK." More often than not it's accompanied by a grimace. No weird food desires, but grilled chicken is totally off the menu. Guys, think about having the flu for 4 weeks straight. You're just nauseous enough to want to stay in bed, but not quite enough to take you over the top and into the toilet. And everyone keeps telling you how long they'd been sick or their sister-in-law and you think, "Uhg... that gives me no hope." And discreet plastic bags go everywhere with you and you have to be ready pull over to shoulder real quick like. Just in case.

And all the time you keep telling yourself, "This kid better change the world or at least make it through high school without getting arrested or something..."

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Yes, We Can!


There's always been that nagging question... do we or don't we?  Several years ago, it was decided, after waaay too much discussion that we'd table the conversation until Suzi turned 35.  Well, this is the year we both hit the magic number and it was time... In July we decided to look for a "Go / No Go" signal for launch.  It seems we got the Go signal and in the oddest way! 

Last Friday, Suzi was scheduled to give my mom a perm and those in the industry know that pregnant women can't handle those caustic chemicals.  Suzi decided to check (just in case) and she called me in from working outside, saying, "I need to talk to you... NOW."  So, standing there in bathroom, we stared, dumbstruck, at that little "plus" sign.  After rereading the instructions three times and comparing all the possible indicators, she had to withdraw from the perm process... much to my mother's delight!

On Tuesday, the folks in lab coats made it official.  We're due April 5, 2010!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Thankful Means Full of Thanks


You can get all the details at our family blog & see photos on my FB page.

I was never so happy to see Johnathan & Jaime walking...

Just. So. Thankful.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

DIY Towel Holder

So, I've always enjoyed piddling around in the shop... and I'm cheap if I think I can build it myself.

My dad needed a paper towel holder in the garage and I wasn't about to spend $25 for a "Durable" version of what I could DIY... I used a bracket from the chalk rack of an old blackboard, a piece of aluminum from an old pop-up stand and a piece of iron stock.

Try to rip THAT off the wall!